My name's Mei, I'm the biggest troll in history
If misery is the game, I got the victory
Only woman that's more hated than Hilary
Cus cryofreeze literally nulls any ability
Enter the ring with me, you're at the mercy of
The endothermic blaster, spreading hypothermia
Blizzard leaves you solid, I'll hit you with a flurry of
Deadly icicles, stress levels reaching hernia
You guys are so dumb, I play off your weaknesses
I think a step ahead, got you playing back your sequences
Likе: "What else could I have donе, this is bullshit
Hit her with the Peacekeeper, emptied out a full clip
What's the point of even challenging
She's just gonna troll her way out of it, the game needs balancing!"
But it's not just enemies I'm after
I'll troll my own team, Icewall equals laughter
I'll put a wall up, right up in a walkway
That leads to a point, cracking up about it all day
It's even better when you put it in a hallway
And trap him with the Reinhardt, sorry that's the wrong way
Mei is such an asshole, basically all they
Ever say about me, I hold the title always
The loop is never ending, I'll freeze you and freeze me
And put a wall up, it's like you left the game on repeat
And I only got one song, it's called "Defeat"
And I'm thick as hell, Mercy wishes she could be me
No matter what class, baby, I am S-tier
Stop your whole team in their tracks when they get here
Pissing off everyone, copyrighted slogan
Queen of the ice, I ain't talking bout Frozen
Some learn the troll ways, me, I was chosen
That's why after every single freeze I be posing
So what did we learn, what's the lesson of the day
It's if you want to stay alive, better stay away
A sociopath, man, I feed on your agony
And if we cross paths, say goodbye to your sanity
I won't stop until you're hanging on a thread
And kill you? No I can't torture when you're dead
But I guess I can't keep you forever, so instead
I'll put you out your misery, ice to the head