[Verse 1]
Hello children, settle down and open up your textbooks
I found some sound strategies to murder me, so let's look!
If you need some inspiration, I am on the task
Karma, what's the rule about discharging fire arms in class?
We have some new students, better be on best behavior
You must understand that you are more than numbers on a paper
You're assassins, and Koro Sensei, I am your creator
And a failure in this instance means that you will meet your maker
What will you do, when you
And everything that you knew
Not longer exists, this is the gist
Either you kill me or get the fist
Well, not the fist, my punches are weak
But you get the picture, it'll be bleak
Now I don't know where I was in this speech
I just get so into it when I teach
I just get so into it when you reach
A shiny new pinnacle I want to screech
It's just so beautiful seeing you peak
Get a peak into who you destined to be
Might be the letter but never on E
No pressure, they'll never expect you'll exceed
We are in session with beautiful lessons
So focus, all may not be what it seems
[Chorus]
Roll call for Assassination Classroom
Better study up 'cause your exam is gonna pass soon
And the stakes are higher than just fumbling a grade
If you stumble, you'll be watching Earth just crumbling away
Oh, it's so exciting when the pressure makes you better
You can show the whole establishment, you're better than your letter
This won't be an easy lesson, but it's one that you'll remember
So because of that no matter what, we'll always be together

[Verse 2]
I see your potential, what a stunning growth ahead
At first, when we were introduced, you couldn't cut a loaf of bread
Adversity you overcame, so proud my cheeks are glowing red
Perverse, but I'm not flushed because of what's beneath the sofa bed
The government is closing in, our time is running out
Assassinations more than death, it teaches what a life's about
But a little bit of fun is needed in the right amounts
So pull the trigger, we can see if you deliver in about
Going to Mach twenty
When you see green, you can not test me
When you see black, you can not best me
Golden and white, but I'm not Betty
Your anti bullets can not wreck me
It doesn't matter, I'm too quick
What hope do you have when you're fighting
A being whose snapping up missiles like toothpicks
No matter what you pick
I am the sensei, you are the student
I have the best strafe, look at the movement
Thought you were doomed, look at your improvement
Look what you doing, making us proud
Considered nuisance, now you've found
The drive inside, you lead the crowd
So when I call, you say it loud
[Chorus]
Roll call for Assassination Classroom
Better study up 'cause your exam is gonna pass soon
And the stakes are higher than just fumbling a grade
If you stumble, you'll be watching Earth just crumbling away
Oh, it's so exciting when the pressure makes you better
You can show the whole establishment, you're better than your letter
This won't be an easy lesson, but it's one that you'll remember
So because of that no matter what, we'll always be together

[Outro]
I love you all, don't be afraid
Ever since we met, I told you it would always be this way
Bottle all of your emotions, all the anguish and the pain
'Cause the time we spent together, God, I wouldn't trade a day
I got to watch you grow and be a part of your development
Before you, I would do just what I wanted for the hell of it
Smile and know that light was given through your education
And the greatest gift you ever gave was my assassination