PaRappa The Rapper
Sista Rap
Gonna fuck your bitch!
[intro]
HOHA
[verse 1]
My flickity licks will make you sick
Even though you never been in a ball pit
Who there? You scared? You look like Pooh Bear
Don't fret! Because your imagination is scarce! Lemme teach you the ropes of the slopes
There's no reason to be scared there's nothing but a ghost. HAHA!
But! All joking aside, I really like you, and you're a really nice guy
So lets step it up, Right now we're in the slums, over there is my friend with thе feds and the bums
Be scarеd he's on a hit list
You better hit him quick
Or else he'll hit you like a brick and it'll feel like shit
You think I was telling the truth? I only said that to make you a fool. Man you really got shit for brains. But anyways, for today, I'm going to teach you exploration. And yes even for you Mr. Constipation
[solo and kick ass section]
[verse 2]
Oh Shit! Was I gonna teach you something? Here we go!
So, step one of exploration is to dip your toes in some emancipation, Be like the toy maker. Or maybe be a master baker. These little tipbits will help you grow, rest assured
[verse 3, slurring bars]
If you ever heard a slur in the floor boards, that stir like a boar that you never heard, declare war on the whore but make sure to combat it with the efforts of the horn
[verse 4, stop slurring but still adding clapping bars]
When it gets torn, you must hover like a jackal on a keyboard
Slow like ice, like living on all fours
You must hate this, you're looking kinda bored
So bored you're gonna snore
[verse 5, boring bit]
Keep in mind this is pretty important you see
Because one day you won't need my help
I'll be a old dusty little shitty little shelf. So that way you can be by yourself
[verse 6, scuffed bit]
But for now I'm the teacher, and you're my apprentice. Like watching Free Birds with some kick ass friends. So enjoy the show! As time goes by, no one wants to show compassion to others like fries. Look!
[verse 7]
There's spies that lie beyond that road, so be careful as you cross the moat with a boat. With impastas you gatstas show that you're a man when it comes to discipline
Now go and get the fuck out this shit hole. These balls in this ball pit smell like mold! Now go!