[Intro: Beard Burger Master]
That's right
I'm in the house
Here it comes!

[Interlude: Beard Burger Master]
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
The best burgers in town from all around!
People from around the world come and get it
The line goes around like a merry-go-round!

[LESSON 1: Beard Burger Master/Parappa the Rapper]
Cut! Yes, you gotta, you gotta
(Cut!)
Heat! Mm yes very good. Very nicely. And
(Heat!)
Toast! Mmhm, Mm. You gotta, you got to, you got to, you got to
(Toast!)
Cook! You know, haha. You're doing good now. Come on and
(Cook!)
Cut! Mmmm, very nice! You gotta
(Cut!)
Heat! Ta-ta-Ta-ta-ta
(Heat!)
Toast! Ha ha yes, very nice. And now
(Toast!)
Cook! Yes! Right!
(Cook!)

[Interlude: Beard Burger Master]
Burgers to fries, a shake or a friend
If you're hungry simply line up at thе end!
Come on peoplе gather round
We got everything you want from all around!

[LESSON 2: Beard Burger Master/Parappa the Rapper]
Cut the lettuce! You got to
(Cut the lettuce!)
Heat the grill! Mm, yeah, toast, ah- toast
(Heat the grill!)
Toast the buns! My buns are very toasty
(Toast the buns!)
Cook the patties! Serve, serve, serve, serve
(Cook the patties!)
Serve the drinks! Serve them! Come on, hurry up! And
(Serve the drinks!)
Melt the cheese! Ow! Ha ha ha
(Melt the cheese!)
French the fries! French them
(French the fries!)
Sweep the floors!
(Sweep the floors!)

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The ketchup, the mustard the salt and the pepper, pour it on right 'cause we got no extras
Yo watch the grill, control the flame guys
Follow the rules stay productive and wise! (And)

[LESSON 3: Beard Burger Master/Parappa the Rapper]
Cook those burgers! mmm
(Cook those burgers!)
Turn the patty over! Hey, come on and
(Turn the patty over!)
Watch them fries! I'm not kidding
(Watch them fries!)
Better execute sooner! Ohhhhhhhhh!
(Better execute sooner!)
Bring on the ketchup!
(Bring on the ketchup!)
Don't forget the cheese!
(Don't forget the cheese!)
Bring on the mustard!
(Bring on the mustard!)
Handle it with ease!
(Handle it with ease!)

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Burgers, burgers, is all we have in mind, we cook the best!
Tastes better than wine! (NA: You better get in line!)
Now put it on a tray! Is it for here or to go?
Any which way it tastes good you know!

[LESSON 4: Beard Burger Master/Parappa the Rapper]
Cook those burgers, turn the patty over! Uh, yeah. Come on and
(Cook those burgers, turn the patty over!)
Cut the lettuce, don't forget the cheese! Uh, I said
(Cut the lettuce, don't forget the cheese!)
Toast the buns, french the fries! French, come on, and..
(Toast the buns, french the fries!)
Bring on the ketchup, sweep the floors!
(Bring on the ketchup, sweep the floors!)

[Outro: Beard Burger Master/Parappa the Rapper]
Yeah, yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about, now go serve those burgers right now!
(Alright! I'm off to a good start!)