[Intro: Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken]
Every single day, stress comes in every way
I ain't got no time for nobody
My style is rich, dope phat in which
We'll make a cake today that looks rich

[LESSON 1: Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken and PaRappa the Rapper]
Crack-crack-crack the egg into the bowl
(Crack-crack-crack the egg into the bowl)
M-I-X the flour into the bowl
(M-I-X the flour into the bowl)

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Bakin' a cake, yes, means you gotta try
I'm doing this for years but don't ask me why

[LESSON 2: Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken and PaRappa the Rapper]
Butter-butter-butter joins the bowl
(Butter-butter-butter joins the bowl)
We're makin' us a cake that you never seen before
(We're makin' us a cake that you never seen before)
Heat up the oven, now we're on a roll
(Heat up the oven, now we're on a roll)
Cheap-Cheap-Cheap's the name of my soul
(Cheap-Cheap-Cheap's the name of your soul)
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The other day I was called a little turkey
But I'm a chicken, got it? Ya beef jerky!

[LESSON 3: Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken and PaRappa the Rapper]
Put the cake in the oven for a while
(Put the cake in the oven for a while)
Leave it there, come on, clean the pile
(Leave it there, come on, clean the pile)
Here, I got a little sample
(Here, I don't have a sample)
'Cause ample time's just what we don't have
('Cause money and time's just what we don't have)

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A chicken in the kitchen is making all the sound
The cake is done while we were sitting around

[LESSON 4: Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken and PaRappa the Rapper]
All we gotta do is apply the final touches
(All we gotta do is apply the final touches)
Take out the shrimp, the clam and the perches
(Take out the shrimp, the clam and the perches)
The perch goes here, the clam goes there
(The perch goes here, the clam goes there)
The little tiny shrimps just go everywhere
(The little tiny shrimps just go everywhere)
Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle
(Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle)
Seafood cake comes just like the riddle
(Seafood cake comes just like the riddle)
[Outro: Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken & PaRappa the Rapper]
OK, OK!! That wasn't so hard, was it?
No problem! But how did you get out of the TV?