[Verse 1]
Have you heard about the craze of the nation
A new sensation in the field of penetration
Just see how smooth it's moving to the rhythm
It provides an eager and uncomplaining thumping
Like a greasy V8 motor piston pumping
And it knows your preferential algorithm

[Pre Chorus]
It reads your every move
Like an open book
And keeps you in the groove
While you're on the hook
Don't you wanna
Try it on now
Don't you need a

[Chorus]
Perfect Body Machine
Perfect Body Machine

[Bridge]
Your very own bionic Don Juan
Whose only purpose is to turn it on
Then have some fun
Perfect Body Machine
[Verse 2]
Whenever you're in the need of satisfaction
Just turn it on / "always ready for action"
Volcanic mode comes in dynamic settings
But before your first session
You better take a lesson
Cause you're fooling around with
A loaded Smith & Wesson
With generously scripted happy endings

[Pre Chorus]
It reads your every move
Like an open book
And keeps you in the groove
While you're on the hook
Don't you wanna
Try it on now
Don't you need a

[Chorus]
Perfect Body Machine
Perfect Body Machine

[Outro]
Your very own bionic Don Juan
Whose only purpose is to turn it on
Then have some fun
Perfect Body Machine
Perfect Body Machine