[Verse 1]
Killjoy
You're like a rhinestone pickup line
My drunk guitar's more fun than you'll ever be
Dear God
You're a monologue repeater
A computer is a better friend than I'll ever be (Than I'll ever be)

[Pre-Chorus]
I ditched you Saturday night 'cause I want you to know
Take a photograph, it's going to last longer
I feel so temporary
Like some viceroy asshole, maybe

[Chorus]
Yeah, king or the viceroy
Yeah, king or the viceroy
King or the viceroy

[Verse 2]
Oh God
Give it up, the charisma
This cold call waving is a sign of a weaker disease (A weaker disease)

[Pre-Chorus]
I ditched you Saturday night 'cause I want you to know
Take a photograph, it's going to last longer
I feel so temporary
Like some viceroy asshole, maybe
[Chorus]
Yeah, king or the viceroy
Yeah, king or the viceroy

[Bridge]
I want it, I need it
I can't say, can't help it
God help me, God help me
I am my own and so are you

[Chorus]
King or the viceroy
King or the viceroy
King or the, yeah
King or the viceroy
King or the
King or the shit