[Intro: NobodyEpic and Deluxe4 ]
Uh, uh, like a meter
Uh, uh, like a meter
Alright, alright
We got ourselves a rap, rap battle
We've got, we've got, NobodyEpic, NobodyEpic
Versus pub, pub, Pubstar
Go ahead and get it, Nobody
Uh, yeah, Pubstar, uh, yo, yo

[Verse 1: NobodyEpic]
IPubstarLoL, but we ain't playin' League of Legends
But you sadder than your job at the fuckin' 7-Eleven
8 your cat 9 times
10 I regurgitated pussy
Made you irritated, masturbated on your momma's tushy
God damn
Talkin' shit, gotta tell you "try harder"
Soundin' like D's ass, because Deluxe is a farter, is a farter
Know I'm smarter than you dummy
Your bus too short
And you're squeakin' like some shoes
On a basketball court
But you didn't play a sport
But you didn't play a sport
But you didn't play a sport
Just a competitive eater
But you didn't play a sport
In your mom's space, uh
For 25 cents like, like a meter

[Bridge: NobodyEpic]
Bitch
Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Like a meter) Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
Uh, uh

{Verse 2: NobodyEpic]
Yo, Imma rap but you say it's written
But I'm spittin' in the mitten
Shittin' on your chest
You're best is shit that I'm forgettin'
Beat this pussy like I kicked a cat, kicked-a kicked a cat
Wings in a bathing suit, you had a wet dream
But it seems you don't think I'm rappin'
Your lips are lookin' chappin'
Lookin' crusty like your momma's ass when I be fuckin' slappin'
So don't try to play me with your fake raps, your fake raps
Cause I'm all about the realness, I'm emotionless
(Bitch) Sis had to suck my dick
(Bitch) Had to suck my dick
To make me feel this
To make me feel this (Like a meter)

[Bridge 2: NobodyEpic]
Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Like a meter) Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Like a meter) Bitch

[Epic Emotional Chord Progression]

[Bridge Skit: NobodyEpic, iPubstarLoL , and KYR SP33DY ]
(Like a meter) Bitch
(Uh) So, can I google something like you did?
(Uh) Cause I heard that rap before
(Uh, Uh) You heard a rap that has "Deluxe 4 is a farter" in it?
Yeah, I'm sure
Rap battle versus ChunkyBoyack
Rap battle, (Uh)
Let's go, let's go
Let's-Let's, Let's, let's go (Chunky)
Rap battle versus ChunkyBoyack
Rap battle, (Bitch)
Let's go, let's go
Let's-Let's, Let's, let's go (Chunky)

[Verse 3: NobodyEpic]
You should've backed out
Got out my lobby, kimosabe
Rap faster than Ricky Bobby
Just a motherfuckin' hobby
You ain't first, you last
Pick in every sport you participated
Waitin' to get picked, but the feelin' wasn't reciprocated
Hated so you ate your feelings
Overweight at eight
Only dated like one time
But never mated, only masturbated
Maybe in your dreams you procreated
It seems your semen waited
So you got a bit deflated, berated-berated
Your dad got mad cause he negated
You were ever straight, you had one chick? Well that's great
Cause ya ex-bitch Samantha, she think I'mma fuckin' sex boss
My salami in Sam's mouth, my dick in ya ex-jaws
Know my rhymes sharper than some fuckin' T-Rex claws
Permanently pub stompin, I motherfucking wreck bars

[Bridge 3: NobodyEpic]
Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Uh) Bitch
(Like a meter) Bitch
(Like a meter) Bitch
(Like a meter) Bitch

[Outro: All and Deluxe4]
*Ooooohhhhhhhhh*
Nobody Wins!