[Intro]
Oh hell, hey you know who this is eh?
Uh what? You don't? Yeah well it’s Van Damme, baby
And I'm damn delicious, so you know get ready tonight
Take off your pants baby and let 'em go, yo!

[Verse 1]
Every time I walk down the street
Erection (Oh)
I see a woman, I’d like to beat
Erection
I think of cheese, I think of mud
Erection
I think of blood, I think of love, ERECTION!

OOOOooooOOOOOH!
ERECTION!
OOOOooooOOOOOH!
ERECTION!

[Verse 2]
There's no reason to moan or whine
Erection (Erection)
It's what I'll slip to you, in some time—
Infection
Promise me, you'll love me long
Erection (Erection)
Ring my ding, and suck my dong, erection, yeah!
[Outro]
Yo, yo, it's erection! (OOOOooooOOOOOh)
I’m not slow baby!
Sit on it and get off the floor (OOOOooooOOOOOh)
And feel the pleasure that you'll feel no more
It's erection, infection, (OOOOooooOOOOOh)
It's true, I've got a big
Dick collection (OOOOooooOOOOOh)
I can't stop I wanna throw it, in each direction, erection, erection, yo!