[Intro]
Who took the bomp?

[Verse 1]
Every day and night
Every day and night
I can see your disco, disco
Dick is sucking my heart out of my mind
I'm outta time, I'm outta fuckin' time
I'm a gasoline gut with a Vaseline mind, but
Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?
Let me hear you depoliticize my rhyme
One, two, three, four
You got what you been asking for
You're so policy free and your fantasy wheels
And everything you think and everything you feel
Is alright, alright, alright, alright, alright!

[Verse 2]
I take you home, now watch me get you hot
You're just a parrot when you're screaming and you're shouting
"More crackers, please! More crackers, please!"
You want what you want, but you don't wanna be on your knees
Who does your, who does your hair?

[Chorus]
Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?
Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?
[Interlude]
How are you?
Fine, thank you
How are you?
Fine, thank you

[Verse 3]
You bought a new van the first year of your band
You're cool, and I hardly wanna say "Not"
Because I'm so bored
That I'd be entertained, even by a stupid fuckin'
Linoleum floor, linoleum floor
Your lyrics are dumb like a linoleum floor
I'll walk on it, I'll walk all over you
Walk on it, walk on it, walkin', one, two
Who? Who? Who? Who?

[Chorus]
Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?
Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?

[Outro]
See you later
See you later
See you later
See you later