[Intro]
All fall down...
All fall down...
All fall down...
All fall down...

[Verse 1]
You can comment all day 'til dark
You can call me any name you want
You can look me up and down
I won't stop, no, I won't fall apart
You can put me down
You can make me mad
You can call me mean
But I think it's really sad
That some days I just want to stay inside
You must tell me that I live my life

[Chorus]
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...

[Verse 2]
Stop! Thief! You can't steal the way
I fucking felt when I got up today
Well, I guess you're the judge
I guess you're the king
Of the forever beauty pageant I'm always in
My heart beats blue, beats red, beats mad
Is this the only power that you really wanna have?
Yeah, count from one to nine, how high do I rate?
I guess feeling good was my first mistake
[Chorus]
En guarde...
En guarde...
En guarde...
En guarde...

[Bridge]
Let me see you shake it, baby, shake it some more
Let me see you shake it, baby, shake it some more
Let me see you shake it, baby, shake it some more
Let me see you shake it, baby, shake it some more

[Chorus]
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...

[Bridge: JD Samson]
Are you a girl or boy?
On guard...
Are you a boy or girl?
On guard...
Are you a girl or boy?
On guard...
Are you a boy or girl?
[Chorus]
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...
On guard...
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On guard...
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