Original Cast of The Lightning Thief Musical
The Minotaur/The Weirdest Dream
[SALLY, spoken]
Grover, you need to get Percy to the border. When I say run... run.

[PERCY, spoken]
What about you?

[SALLY, spoken]
You're the one it's after, Percy. I love you so much. Ready? On three: one... two... run!

[GROVER, spoken]
You heard your mom!

[PERCY, spoken]
I'm not leaving her!

[GROVER, spoken]
Percy, come on!

[PERCY, spoken]
If Mrs. Dodds was really a monster, I hope you're really a sword... Awesome! Hey! Ground beef!

[SALLY, spoken]
Over here. Yeah, you. You want my son, you have to answer to me.

[SALLY screams]
[PERCY, spoken]
Mom, no! Mom!
I got him!

[GROVER, spoken]
Percy!
[GROVER's voice becomes increasingly distorted]
Don't pass out! Don't pass out! Don't pass out!

[PERCY]
Is this real?
Am I dead or am I dreaming?
Am I underneath the ocean
Or are my eyes just streaming?
This is weird

[Spoken]
Oh look, a strange man in a Hawaiian shirt.

[MAN, spoken]
"What belongs to the sea can always return to the sea." It's a seashell.

[Percy, sung]
Like I said, weird

Is she real?
I must be dreaming
She's floating close to me like an angel
Or it's seeming
This is weird
But a good weird
I've never seen a face as beautiful as-

[ANNABETH, spoken]
You drool when you sleep.