[Interlude]
This is one of the saddest stories in the world
Aye, damn, Blanco
On the track, this a sad one though
I ate mea-

[Intro]
Bla-Blah-Black Mayo

[Chorus]
I ate meat even though I'm a vegetarian, yuh
I was caught lacking by the librarian, yeah
Got yelled at; by the canteen lady
I said: Stop I'm only a teen, you dumb lady
Tries to slap me, yuh
So I spat on the ground out of anger

[Verse]
Done, banned from the canteen,yuh
My parents wish for me not to be seen, yuh
Cause I eat chicken, yuh
KFC is a lie, molah wearcah make me cry
And KFC make you die, and KFC make you die

[Chorus]
I ate meat even though I'm a vegetarian, yuh
I was caught lacking by the librarian, yeah
Got yelled at; by the canteen lady, you stupid baby
I said: Stop I'm only a teen, you dumb lady
Tries to slap me
So I spat on the ground out of anger

[Verse]
I guess they didn't like it
Now I'm banned from the canteen
My parents mean, seen
They don't want me to be seeen, yuh
Cause I ate chicken
When they tell me, yuh
So they tell me
KFC is a lie, molah wearcah make me cry
And KFC also make you die, and KFC make you die
[Outro]
I ate meat even though I'm a vegetarian, yuh
I was caught lacking by the librarian, yeah
Got yelled at; by the canteen lady
I said: Stop I'm only a teen, you dumb lady
Tries to slap me, yuh
So she slapped me