[Wyatt]
I just opened last week's pay
Couldn't get no pack of smokes
And I thought, well hey
I guess my life's a friggin' pack o' jokes
I can't sleep 'cuz I got the sweats
Livin' life by hedgin' bets
And I think, if I could
Ya know I'd like to say I got regrets

[McKenzy]
But I don't got regrets

[Wyatt & McKenzy]
'Cuz you can't have regrets
No, you can't have regrets

On this rock! No one did me right
I don't get no respect
On this rock, life's an unfair fight
And all roads out are bottlenecked

[McKenzy]
They say put cash away
Who's got a cent to save?
[Wyatt & McKenzy]
When every day's a rainy day
It's a long walk to the gravе
On this rock!

[Shauna]
Everybody's got their trauma
Feelin' so unseen and hurt
Like today, through all this drama
No onе's even said "Cute shirt"
Sick o' living so alert
As an intro-extrovert
I mean extro-introvert
Oh well, who cares, we'll all be dirt
Oh yeah, we'll all be dirt
Oh yeah, we'll all be dirt

[Shauna & Shelly]
Six feet beneath the dirt

[Bree + Shauna & Shelly]
On this rock, I feel unprepared
I don't know who to be
On this rock, I'm on edge and scared
'Cause all the options suck for me
[Shauna & Shelly]
This rock, life's a public page
And I don't like it's posts
On this rock

[Shelly]
It's a cringy cage

[Shauna]
It asks you out, and then it ghosts

[Shauna & Shelly]
Least I'm no fake ass fool
In a knock-off ugly fit
I'd rather be called cute and cruel
Than another piece of shit
On this rock!

[Porter, (Kathryn)]
This life's so dark
All things seem destined to fall apart
Nothing lasts but a minute (We're the good ones)
And the tragedy is while you're in it (We're the good ones)
You waste the time way
Dreaming of a better day (We're the change)
And wrestling with the past
...Woof, think I drank too fast
(We're the hope!)
[Townspeople]
On this rock, nothing's ever just
You're always getting screwed
On this rock, every bub's a bust

[Shauna]
And even all the clouds are rude

[Townspeople}
This rock! What sane person picks
This place to call their home?
On this rock, we're a town of hicks

[Nadine]
Who share too many chromosomes

[Townspeople]
This rock! Daddy stayed too long
And Mama missed her shot
On this rock, all their plans went wrong
So, then they went and lost the plot
And yeah, I volunteered: this cash could be my key
But still I think it's kinda weird
My folks abandoned me
They all abandoned me
Why'd they abandon me?
On this rock!
On this rock
On this rock