[Verse 1]
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning, I was dreaming I was Al Capone
Rumors going 'round, gotta clear outta town, smell like a dry fishbone
Here come the law, gonna break down the door, carry me away once more
Never, never, never want it anymore, gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know

[Guitar solo]

[Verse 2]
Rainy afternoon, oughta kill a typhoon, and she's playing on my slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore, gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know, hey

Oh-yeah

[Guitar solo]

[Verse 3]
Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet, fully-loadеd Tommy gun
Here come thе deputy, try fucking getting me, gotta fucking get up and run
They got the sirens loose, I run right outta juice
They're gonna put me in a cell, if I can't go to Heaven, let me go to Hell
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know, yeah