[Verse 1]
Now, I'm about to introduce myself
'Cause you clearly have good taste
We are a heavy fucking metal band
From outer fucking space!
Our drummer is a fucking alien
Our guitarist's a machine
And they're about to play the sickest riff
You've ever fucking seen

[Pre-Chorus]
We're from the future
We're super cool
We live forever
We break the rules
10,000 light-years
Here to proclaim:
We're here to rock and roll
You know our name:

[Chorus]
We're the best band in the universe
Rock so hard it fucking hurts
Everybody else is worse
Best band in the universe!
Best band in the universe!
Rock so hard you'll fucking burst
We invented music first
Best band in the universe!
[Verse 2]
The horn player make you bust a move
You just can't handle it!
The bassist plays such a disgusting groove
You'll take a fucking shit
I'm waking up at the crack of dawn
Just to do two things:
I write really fucking kick ass songs
And then I fucking sing!

[Pre-Chorus]
We're from the future
We're super cool
We live forever
We break the rules
10,000 light-years
Here to proclaim:
We're here to rock and roll
You know our name:

[Chorus]
We're the best band in the universe
Rock so hard it fucking hurts
Everybody else is worse
Best band in the universe!
Best band in the universe!
Rock so hard you'll fucking burst
We invented music first
Best band in the universe!
[Interlude]
And now, to take this song to the next level, we've gone back in time to planet earth, in the year 2021, to bring you a special guest. He saved the galaxy once before with the power of rock and roll, and I believe that he can do it again, right here, right now. He's finally here, the moment you've all been waiting for, get ready for the one and only... NINJA BRIAN

[Instrumental Ending]