[Verse 1]
Ooh, silence is making me nostalgic
Two sizes big, your shirt in my apartment
Oh, we were kids, but that don't make this less hard
If I could fly, I doubt I'd even do it
I'd probably get high and crash or something stupid
You made Ohio feel just like Central Park

[Pre-Chorus]
Liberal rednecks get drunk on a dirt road
Attention-deficit kids in their gym clothes
Paper bags drift wherever the wind blows
And mine's full of receipts

[Chorus]
Ooh, this town's for the record now
The intersection got a Target
And they're calling it downtown
You and all of your new perspective now
Wish I could shut it in a closet
And drag you back down
Let's go

[Verse 2]
Gave me your word, and now I can't pronounce it
No thing so sure that I can't learn to doubt it
Now the state bird, it sings our song so outta key
[Pre-Chorus]
Liberal rednecks get drunk on a dirt road
Attention-deficit kids in their gym clothes
Paper bags drift wherever the wind blows
And mine's full of receipts (Woah)

[Chorus]
Ooh, this town's for the record now
The intersection got a Target
And they're calling it downtown
You and all of your new perspective now
Wish I could shut it in a closet
And drag you back down
Let's go

[Pre-Chorus]
Liberal rednecks get drunk on a dirt road
Attention-deficit kids in their gym clothes
Paper bags drift wherever the wind blows
And mine's full of receipts, Boston

[Chorus]
Ooh, this town's for the record now
The intersection got a Target
And they're calling it downtown
You and all of your new perspective now
Wish I could shut it in a closet
And drag you back down
Let's go
[Outro]
(Hey-hey-hey-hey)
(Hey-hey-hey-hey)
(Hey-hey-hey-hey)
(Hey-hey-hey-hey)

[Spoken Outro]
Boston, thank you so much, you guys are the greatest city on this fucking planet
And this might be the greatest music venue on Earth, thank you so much for being here for me tonight
I'm still pinching myself
Oh, man, you guys are singing all the words too, it's good to be home
I just love you guys
This is a song about worms and decomposing bodies and the Fairlee Drive-In