[Intro]
Ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, aw yeah, woo!
1 plus 1 is... what is it? What is it? Guess!
2? 3? I think it's 2
Yeah, let me entertain you, ha!

[Verse 1]
Back on stage, baby, here I am
I don't give a damn 'cause I entertain 'em
I gotta mic in my left and a honey on my right
And that is enough to make the vibes feel tight
I feel feel feel feel feel so good
To bring my swing into your neighbourhood
Oh so so so so swing the vibe
Funky as I am, ain't no other tonight

[Chorus]
Baby, show me 1 plus 1 is 2
Show me all the things that you can do
Show me that you need me, show me that you love me
Baby show me that 1 plus 1 is 2
Baby show me 1 plus 1 is 2
Show me all the things that you can do
Show me that you breathe me, show me that you hug me
Baby show me 1 plus 1 is 2
One! Two!
[Verse 2]
Babe, I count on you, so would you count on me?
Be my beauty on TV, so get out and set me free
I make you understand you're my woman, I'm your man
And if it takes it all, I do all that I can
You're my, my, my number one
And not my, my, my number five
So please baby, please baby, please baby, come
Please baby, come and get into my life

[Chorus]
Baby show me 1 plus 1 is 2
Show me all the things that you can do
Show me that you need me, show me that you love me
Baby show me that 1 plus 1 is 2
Baby show me 1 plus 1 is 2
Show me all the things that you can do
Show me that you breathe me, show me that you hug me
Baby show me that 1 plus 1 is 2
One! Two!

[Scatting Solo]
(Everybody!)

[Segue]
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh yeah!
1 plus 1 is 2! Everybody knows that!
You're my, my, my number one
And not my, my, my number five
So please baby, please baby, please baby, come
Please baby, come and get into my life

[Chorus]
Baby show me 1 plus 1 is 2
Show me all the things that you can do
Show me that you need me, show me that you love me
Baby show me that 1 plus 1 is 2
Baby show me 1 plus 1 is 2
Show me all the things that you can do
Show me that you breathe me, show me that you hug me
Baby show me that 1 plus 1 is 2
Baby show me 1 plus 1 is 2
Baby show me 1 plus 1 is 2
1 plus 1 is 2
Baby show me 1 plus 1 is 2
1 plus 1 is 2