[Verse 1]
We had some fun, we had some laughs
I licked the salt right off the glass
Danced to the music, racked up a tab
I thought you were thinking what I was thinking
Thought we were going somewhere with all this drinking
Well, I guess the Cuervo, it led me on
'Cause I turned around and you were gone

[Chorus]
You're just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess I'll be going home all alone
No Patron Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila high and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No "Your place or mine?"
You're just a waste of lime

[Post-Chorus]
Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna
Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do

[Verse 2]
Well, I'd take a kiss, no second date
And I'd take a two-mile in-the-rain walk of shame
Yeah, that'd be great compared to this
Oh baby, what a miss
[Chorus]
You're just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess I'll be going home all alone
No Patron Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila high and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No "Your place or mine?"
You're just a waste of lime

[Post-Chorus]
Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna
Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do
But have another tequila, just enough to know that
I don't need ya, don't need ya, nah

[Chorus]
You're just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess I'll be going home all alone
No Patron Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila high and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No "Your place or mine?"
You're just a waste of lime
[Outro]
Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna (Yeah, you’re just a waste of lime)
Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do
But have another