[Verse 1]
Sittin' on your ass all day
Thinkin' 'bout your hangover and the party
You left your fuckin' keys at and had to beg for
Ride from a stranger never met before
Acted so friendly I had to take the ride
But for some reason resembled that guy
Wanted for a robbery, beatin' on his kids
"You remind me of my stepson," he chuckled with a grin

[Pre-Chorus]
What was that move they taught in self-defense?
You block the killer's knife move with some confidence
Signal where you're trapped inside a moving car
I wonder if he'll drive real far

[Chorus]
What a day, what a day
You should've stayed home shootin' the breeze all day
What a day, what a day
What a day, what a day
You should think next time before you start to play
What a day, what a day
Wonder what'll happen today…

[Post-Chorus]
Rub your eyes from
No sleep this week
Tap your heels home
Then fall asleep
[Verse 2]
Sittin' around lookin' for a fight
Kinda pissed off how I'm turnin' my life
Upside down from insecure insecurities
Makin' up my mind through old hypocrisy
Up, and out of harm's way
Down 'cause I wanna be there
Here, because you want me
Not because you're caught in my stare

[Pre-Chorus]
What was that move they taught in self-defense?
You block the killer's knife move with some confidence
Signal where you're trapped inside a moving car
I wonder if he'll drive real far

[Chorus]
What a day, what a day
You should've stayed home shootin' the breeze all day
What a day, what a day
What a day, what a day
You should think next time before you start to play
What a day, what a day
Wonder what'll happen today…

[Post-Chorus]
Rub your eyes from
No sleep this week
Tap your heels home
Then fall asleep
[Bridge]
Then fall asleep
Then fall asleep
Asleep in bed
You'll do something tomorrow instead

[Chorus]
What a day, what a day
You should've stayed home shootin' the breeze all day
What a day, what a day
What a day, what a day
You should think next time before you start to play
What a day, what a day
Wonder what'll happen today…

[Outro]
What a day, what a day
Wonder what'll happen today…
What a day, what a day
I wonder what'll happen today…