[Verse 1]
Oh! What a performance
A really good sensation, boy
Oh! What a performance
A superstar attraction guy

I won an Oscar for playing a fool

[Verse 2]
Oh! What a performance
The star attraction of the show
Oh! What a reception
The audience never let him go

I won an Oscar for being a fool

[Interlude]
It's so easy, easy, easy

[Verse 3]
Oh! What a performance
A really good sensation, boy
Oh! What a performance
A superstar attraction guy

I won an Oscar for playing a fool