[Intro: DEV]
Thank you for calling the Villain Mode Therapy Hotline!
We're here to assist with figuring where you fit in
We're here when all hope seems lost
We'll be here for you when no one is
Because at Villain Mode Therapy, it's about not being the bad guy
Please hold, and one of our operators will be with you shortly

[Hold: Cameron Reid]
Just for them to take you
But all I wanted was you
My Grandma said she loved you
And my Mother thought we were cutе
But at least you're happy
Dating my fucking homeboy-

[Part 1: Nellie]
Thank you for your patiеnce, darling
But it seems the hold may take longer than expected
In the meantime, we can share with you our packages
For your therapy necessities
Maybe you need the "crash out" package?
This package contains hits by Cameron Reid
That are perfect for those angry moments
That have you screaming in a pillow
You might be familiar with a few
Such as that one forgetten hit, "this ain't love"
[Break: Cameron Reid]
(And that's on period) This ain't love boy, you're just a pain in the ass
You'd never treat me like that if you wanted me so bad
Dragged me along on your manipulative leash
Deactivated your Insta 'cause I unfollowed you
This ain't love boy, you're just a pain in the ass
You make too many online friends-

[Part 1 Continued: Nellie]
Or maybe you would prefer "villain mode"
A very brazen song, perfect for screaming in the car

[Break: Cameron Reid]
Just quit on n***as like cigarettes
Don't play games if you can't place bets
Same bitch that be macking shit
Is the same bitch that be catfishing (Shame)
You a copycat and that's lame, ho
Get you hit with that chain, ho
How many times do I have to-

[Part 1 Continued: Nellie]
Perhaps you may even prefer "downfall"
A song featuring DawnRooney27
That is perfect "eff you" to the people
That may get on your nerves
[Break: Cameron Reid, DawnRooney27]
You're gonna lose this damn war
Time to give in, bitch, time to get out
Your prophecy is "you're doomed now"
"Eternal Sunshine" won't do shit
Now that your friends know you a bitch
You never can back it up
Bitch, stay a basic white girl
Never can back it up
Bitch, stay a basic white girl
As you fucking fantasize-

[Part 2: Boniii]
But we're not just crashing out
Villain Mode Therapy is also for the lovesick
That's right!
We offer many lovesick packages containing hits
Such as the one we all know and love, "lovin on him"

[Break: Cameron Reid]
I've been on my shit
Since I fell in love with him
Don't know how to quit
Lovin' on him
I'll make this boy scream
But my love is not free
But in the meantime
I'll be lovin' on him
Someone explain-
[Part 2 Continued: Boniii]
Or, if you don't want to be delusional
You can reminisce on post love
With "what if I told you I loved you?"

[Break: Cameron Reid]
What if I told you I loved you?
Would you be excited or I'd be embarrassed?
Don't want to explain so damn it, let's wing it
Baby girl you send me swingin'
If I told you I loved you, would you be down?
And go for about five rounds 'cause baby I
I-I, I-I-

[Part 2 Continued: Boniii]
And then maybe, even maybe
You want love
But at the same time
You want lust
That's why "one of your girls" exists

[Hold: Cameron Reid]
Gimme them Janet Jack vibes when you push it up
Gimme love, gimme lust, ven aqui bebe
I just wanna be one of your girls tonight
Make me sweat, make me stress love me all day
I just wanna be one of your girls tonight

[Part 3: Cassidy Lizardi]
Finally, the main reason you're probably here
We know that everyone has their, down days
We all have our sad moments, emo, depressed, etc.
And here at Villain Mode Therapy, we have just the treatment!
Introducing our "depression" package
Taking some of Cameron Reid's saddest hits to cure your down days!
Have you cried so hard over someone that was way out of your reach?
That's what "Bloodshot" is here for

[Break: Cameron Reid]
And my friends say I'm losing my mind
And my parents check in all the time
But it's harder to see you're not mine
With my bloodshot eyes
And I know that they're all probably right
And I knew I should just say goodnight-

[Part 3 Continued: Cassidy Lizardi]
Or maybe you fell in love for someone
That pretended to have the same feelings
But instead, they block and ghost you
And leave you questioning your choices
Well, my friend, "the boy that liked you" is the perfect remedy for that feeling

[Break: Cameron Reid]
I'm so done with killing myself
Hurting myself just to be the one for you
Just for you to block me
I thought shit was cool (But was it?)
But I'm just a fool for wanting you in my room
I'm so done and I won't be the boy that liked you-

[Part 3 Continued: Cassidy Lizardi]
Or... if you are really... really down
And are in a dark self-destructive state of mind
Then maybe, the unspeakable song, "a million lies with one bottle of pills"
Is the cure for you

[Break: Cameron Reid]
I don't like to think like this
But I could expose a million lies with one bottle of pills
I'll find out what-

[Part 4: DEV]
Thank you for holding!
Our hold time is slowly decreasing
But there's still some waiting left to do
Please remain on the line and thank you in advance!

[Break: Cameron Reid]
He's wasting my precious time (Mm, yeah)
He's wasting my precious time (Oh, yeah)
He's wasting my precious time (No, yeah)
He's wasting my precious time (And Spotify knows)
Since you wanna-

[Outro: KING WARZ]
Thank you for holding!
Your Villain Mode Therapy care has been delivered to your address on file!
We present to you, "the dusk before villain mode (deluxe)"
We hope you enjoy
And remember
We will always be here for you when no one else is