I'm really not the partying type
I just never understood the hype
Cause these guys at the club
Just seem to care about getting laid
And I'm afraid to get too close to strangers
Who bump and grind
This is totally not my scene
And the sight of me dancing is so obscene
I think I gotta go home and
I'll be wondering where

Where did all the nice guys go?
Did they take a trip, aboard a ship
To go to Acapulco
Where did al the nice guys go?
This is what I'd like to know
Where did they go, oh

I just want a smart guy
Who reads books and is kind to cats
The type of guy who'd bake a cake and say
"I thought about you today"
In a non-gay way
Waiting on a super rare Pokemon is what it's like
So to all the jerks
Who just want to jerk off
Please just take a hike
Cause I'm saying, where?
Where did all the nice guys go?
Did they take a trip, aboard a ship
To go to Acapulco
Where did al the nice guys go?
This is what I'd like to know
Where did they go, oh

Girls, don't apologise
For being a bit old-fashioned
Once you find a kindred soul
There is no stopping that attraction
For that guy you wanna bring home to your mother
The Dad-approved type there could be no other boy
So keep playing coy

Where did all the nice guys go?
Did they take a trip, aboard a ship
I didn't get the memo
Where did al the nice guys go?
This is what I'd like to know
Where did they go, oh