I fidget in my seat when you begin appearing
Your black frames make you so endearing
If you want the truth, I just really really want to stare at you
While I pretend to like the boy beside you

But then I know you're with this pretty girl
You're single but unavailable
So I have to shut my mouth and be discreet
But I still think you're neat, and sweet

To eat some cupcakes with you after class
I'd ask you but I'd hate to seem so awfully fast
And you're on the phone again
Calling up your very very special friend
Who'll never be me

Boy, I think we'd look good together
I'd share you my umbrella in the stormy weather
We'll march inside the classroom causing quite a stir
How could an ugly girl get such a handsome man beside her?
Be my trophy boy, while you have an affair
Go frolic with your girl at night, I'm ready to share
I shouldn't care so much, because all I could do
Wait for another trophy boy who's so much cuter than you

I wish that I could rest my chin upon your manly shoulders
Tell you all about my day and bug you over and over
But I know you're with this really pretty girl
Cause you're so single but so unavailable
Oh you look so good when you're writing things down
Imagine all the things we'd do if we could shake up this town
Together, on the phone again
Calling up your very very special friend
Who'll never ever be me

Boy, I think we'd look good together
I'd share you my umbrella in the stormy weather
We'll march inside the classroom causing quite a stir
How could an ugly girl get such a handsome man beside her
Be my trophy boy, while you have an affair
Go frolic with your girl at night, I'm ready to share
I shouldn't care so much, because all I could do
Wait for another trophy boy who's so much cuter than you

Oh I'll never get to say hello
Because a girl isn't supposed to show
Just how much she thinks about a boy
Who doesn't even know she's sitting in the back row watching
And as psycho as this seems to be
I'm not asking for too much, please agree
I just want to be friends with you
Go down the stairs with you
I'm perfectly content with small talk

Oh boy, I think we'd look good together
I'd share you my umbrella in the stormy weather
We'll march inside the classroom causing quite a stir
How could an ugly girl get such a handsome man beside her
Be my trophy boy, while you have an affair
Go frolic with your girl at night, I'm ready to share
I shouldn't care so much, because all I could do
Wait for another trophy boy who's so much cuter than you