[Verse 1:]
I'm taking shit into a whole new direction
And I've got the pass to pass inspection
I fit every sense of the expression
Love-sick, love-struck, happily depressed kid

And maybe I'm being dramatic
But I hopped right out the closet and went straight into the attic
And it's easier to listen to all my own problems
Because on the radio, all I hear is static

[Chorus:]
Who am I to judge?
I never found somebody I knew I could trust
No one to take my side whenever I call it love
'Cause I fall in love all the time

[Verse 2:]
Quit moping, you know it doesn't hurt
Plus the tears from your eyes are leaving stains on your shirt, man
And you're about to go berserk and
I won't be around when you finally hit the dirt, and

It's not like I lack imagination
My motivation took a permanent vacation
But I'm learning everyday to get my feet out of the bed one leg at a time
And it's fine, and I'm singing:
[Chorus:]
Who am I to judge?
I never found somebody I knew I could trust
No one to take my side whenever I call it love
'Cause I fall in love all the time

[Hook:]
I have a habit of trying to sound exactly like my idols
But it doesn't even matter because I'm not as good
And I tried to write the lines, and I never could
I told my brain to write the words, and it never would

I have a habit of trying to sound exactly like my idols
But it doesn't even matter because I'm not as good
And I tried to write the lines, and I never could
I told my brain to write the words, and it never would

[Verse 3:]
And I'm all over the place with this one
Why do the saddest songs always sound the most fun?
And why do the smartest kids always act the most dumb?
And what's the point of looking out if we can trust no one?

But there's something about the act of searching
Someone to resonate with when I am hurting
Someone who can see the man behind the curtain
And in the end it's just me, lonely, that's for certain
[Chorus:]
Who am I to judge?
I never found somebody I knew I could trust
No one to take my side whenever I call it love
'Cause I fall in love all the time (time)

[Outro:]
But I'm fine!