[JANIS]
It's a cautionary tale of fear and lust and pride
Based on actual events where people died

[DAMIAN]
No one died
But how far would you go
To be popular and hot?
Would you resist temptation?

[JANIS, JANIS & DAMIAN]
No, you would not
Just admit it, sometimes
Mean is what you are
Mean is easier than nice
And though mean can take you far
Maybe this will make you think twice

[DAMIAN, spoken]
Bend! Kicker! Fosse!

[JANIS, DAMIAN, JANIS & DAMIAN]
This is a cautionary tale
About corruption and betrayal!
And getting hit by a bus! (Ooh)
You can't buy integrity at the mall, it's not for sale
[DAMIAN, spoken]
Truth

[JANIS & DAMIAN]
This is a cautionary tale