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Can you say why America is the greatest country in the world?
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America- Greatest country-

Diversity and opportunity

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Uh, freedom and freedom, so let’s keep it that way

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It’s not the greatest country in the world, though. That’s where you missin’ the point

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Yes

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Wait a minute, so you’re gonna sit here and tell us that America is so cold, that we’re the only ones in the world who have freedom?
Canada had freedom. Japan had freedom. The U.K., France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, Belgium had freedom
So there’s absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the greatest country in the world
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We’re 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force and number 4 in exports
We lead the world in only three categories: Number of cats that's locked up, number of grown folks who believe angels are real, and defense spending
So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what the fuck you talkin' about