[Intro]
Today we get to wrestle with another really serious question, if someone commits suicide, is it true that they will not make it to Heaven?
(He-he, Original God)

[Chorus]
In the distance, I hear a cry for help
Can I still go to Heaven if I kill myself?
'Cause surely nobody wants to go to Hell
But the closer I get, the less I hear the yells
The sweet aroma of death is his favorite smell
Would it make a difference if I had a soul to sell?
Too many questions and no time to dwell
Can I still go to Heaven if I kill myself?
In the distance, I hear a cry for help
Can I still go to Heaven if I kill myself?
'Cause surely nobody wants to go to Hell
But the closer I get, the less I hear the yells
The sweet aroma of death is his favorite smell
Would it make a difference if I had a soul to sell?
Too many questions and no time to dwell
Can I still go to Heaven if I kill myself?

[Bridge]
God has his headphones too loud
The life of a dog or an entire crowd
I was told sinners were not even allowed
Even allowed
Even allowed
Even allowed
Is food nothing more than slaughtered cows?
Is it still my life, if the point is to make another proud?
Before I make this choice, please tell me where art thou?
Tell me where art thou?
Tell me where art thou?
Tell me where art thou?
[Chorus]
In the distance, I hear a cry for help
Can I still go to Heaven if I kill myself?
'Cause surely nobody wants to go to Hell
But the closer I get, the less I hear the yells
The sweet aroma of death is his favorite smell
Would it make a difference if I had a soul to sell?
Too many questions and no time to dwell
Can I still go to Heaven if I kill myself?

[Outro]
If I kill myself
If I fucking kill
Death