[Hook 1: Khary]
Ninety-nine bottles
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall
Ninety-nine models
Ninety-nine reasons I can't fuck with y'all
Ninety-nine problems
Wait, no, I am not JAY-Z
I know I'm the one, you know you can't graze me
Ninety-nine reasons you hate me

[Verse 1: Khary]
I hear insecurities in your bravado
Stop sippin' my shit, n***a, get your own bottle (Woo!)
36.99, get you some Henny (Henny)
Homie, you trippin', get out of Morocco (Ayy)
I admit I am a tough act to follow (Damn) (Uh)
Black and white sneakers, my outfit's so- (Outfit's so-) (Hehehe)
Black and white sneakers, my outfit's Mulatto (Mulatto)
Yellow raincoat, and my girlfriend so Asian (Ayy) ([?])
I smoke a little, don't sniff that Caucasian ([?]) (Skrrt, skrrt!)
No... coke is not a black man's drug (Nah) (Woo, woo!)
Black on tracks, like I'm Batman’s glove ([?]) (Batman)
Hands on, like an Afghan robe (Afghan) ([?])
Never miss, like Pac-Man’s love (Love) (Yeah!)
Damn, this is not a game, though
Turnt-ass n***as always lookin' for an angle (Angle)
Get off my dick, let it dangle (Dangle)
Get off my horse, you ain't Django (Django)
Vroom, vroom
NASCAR, Khary, this is not a two-seater (Pew)
Not a should of, could of, would of (Ayy, ayy) (Skrt, skrt!)
N***a, you can keep the cedar (I know)
Derek Jeter, when I hit it out the park (Park)
Tony Stark, got them Iron Man features (Ah) (There he go)
Blast off, then I fire heat seekers (Ayy) ([?]) (There he go!)
Cool ‘em off, make them hire new teachers (Ayy, yo!)
On the wire, never teetered ([?])
Killin' shit and choir for the reefer (Damn)
Bodies don't expire in the freezer (Ehehe..) (Ah)
[Hook]
Ninety-nine bottles
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall
Ninety-nine models
Ninety-nine reasons I can't fuck with y'all
Ninety-nine problems
Wait, no, I am not JAY-Z
I know I'm the one, you know you can't graze me
Ninety-nine reasons you hate me

[Instrumental]

[Hook]
Ninety-nine bottles
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall
Ninety-nine models
Ninety-nine reasons I can't fuck with y'all
Ninety-nine problems
Wait, no, I am not JAY-Z
I know I'm the one, you know you can't graze me
Ninety-nine reasons you hate me