[Chorus: Dorian Electra]
I got the mind of a genius in the body of a man
I always comprehend, and I always understand
How it all fits together, how it can sound that grand
I'm a musical, musical genius, won't you be my fan?

[Post-Chorus: Dorian Electra & Melissa Brooks]
Musical, musical genius
Musical genius
Won't you be my fan?

[Verse 1: Dorian Electra]
Pitch perfect, baby, I'm worth it
I sing great, yeah, and I serve it
Mom told me that I deserve it
These trophies and medals galore
When I played at my recital
I made everybody smile
Invented new styles
And genres, sub-genrеs, and more

[Chorus: Dorian Electra, Dorian Electra & Melissa Brooks]
I got the mind of a genius in thе body of a man
And I always comprehend, and I always understand
How it all fits together, how it can sound this grand
I'm a musical, musical genius, won't you be my fan?
[Verse 2: Melissa Brooks]
When I hit the tremolo, it turn you into jello
My melodies make the girlies say, "Hello"
I got perfect pitch and im a witch
Cast spells through my songs to make you itch
When it comes to music, I got the juice
I shred guitar like God and Zeus
Dorian up on the decks
We're making tunes better than sex
Musical musical genius
Won't you be my fan

[Outro: Melissa Brooks & Dorian Electra]
Musical musical genius
Won't you be my fan
Musical musical genius
Won't you be my fan
Won't you be my fan?
Won't you be my fan?