[Intro: Linda, Bob, Louise & Tina]
I wonder if Teddy knows any other suckers who would take a chicken
And maybe a mammoth, too?
You bite your tongue. That mammoth is part of the family now
Louise, it's huge. Where are we gonna put it?
Right there
But we can't see the TV
This is what we watch now. We watch mammoth and chicken
Yeah, okay
So are we gonna eat the mamma-jamma or what? I-I mean the egg, not the chicken. Or the mammoth. I know "mamma-jamma" sounded like a fun way to say "mammoth" but I didn't mean it that way. But I am hungry
All right! Who wants to split a one-egg omelet five ways?
(I do!)

[Chorus]
Wheelie Mammoth
The most famous guy in town
If wooly mammoths had had wheels
Maybe they'd still be around
Ooh!
Wheelie Mammoth
Look at him go
Wheelie Mammoth wooly
Wheelie Mammoth wheelie