[Intro: Jimmy Pesto, Bob & Cyclist]
Having a real rager for your birthday, huh, Bob *laugh*
Keep it down up there or I'm calling the cops. Ha-ha, you're dumb
No, Jimmy, you're...
On your left, man
*Grunt*
Oh, God
*Grunt*
Ho-oh, my God
*Groans and cough*
Oh, that...
*Gasps*
Can't stop watching
*Whimpers*
Jimmy, you all right?
I'm all right
He'll probably be fine. Let's start the movie
Stupid bike. Drive a car, you caveman!
This really is the best birthday ever
*Yells*

[Verse 1: Linda]
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
We forgot about your birthday
And then you threw up, oh no
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
[Verse 2: Linda]
Happy birthday, Bob
We forgot it then you threw up
We forgot it then you threw up
We forgot it then you threw up
We forgot it then you threw up
We forgot it then you threw up
*Rеtches*
Sorry