[Linda:]
Wha... What are we workin' with here? What's going on? Are these cougars?

[Singers:]
When you hear that buzzing sound
Sneaky Pete is coming 'round
All the girls like to get freaky
With a freak that's pretty sneaky

Light some candles, draw a bath
For Sneaky Pete, you do the math
He will catch you off your feet
And his name is Sneaky Pete

(instrumental)

He is Pete, and he's freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete
He's uniquе-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pеte
Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete

[Louise:]
Woo! Tonight everybody gets hazed!
[Gene:]
My sisters are my brothers! I'm gonna go pee out a window!
[Bob:]
Wait. Why is everybody holding vibrators?
[Singers:]
He is Pete
And he's freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete
He's unique-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pete
Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete. (Ah-ha!)
So sneaky
He is Pete, and he's freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete
He's unique-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pete
Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete

[Linda:]
I want to go home with you with your bedside drawer and live there forever