[Chorus]
Here's a riddle
It's my middle finger
Pointed in your direction
I hope you get an infection
And upon further reflection
I want to punch you in the face
That'll teach you to pull my braid and walk away

[Bridge]
You're gonna cry
And ask me why
And I'll just smile and giggle

[Chorus]
And here's a riddle
It's my middle finger
Pointed in your direction
I hope you get an infection
And upon further reflection
I want to punch you in the face
That'll teach you to pull my braid and walk away

And here's a riddle!