[Verse 1]
At first I was afraid to eat a picha pie
Kept thinking this is not a good, this is a picha pie
And I spent, oh, so many nights, just eating my tortang talong
And I grew strong because of my tortang talong
Biglang may box from outer space
Nakita ko, sabay kinuha ko 'yung box from outer space
Binuksan ko at nasindak, may picha pie sobrang laki
Tinikman ko within five seconds, naubos ko parang mani

[Pre-Chorus]
Ngayon ako ay ganito kung 'di ka picha pie delivery
You're not welcome, anymore
Ngayong sa akin picha pie, ayoko nang mahiwalay
Para sa'yo, handa 'kong magpakamatay

[Chorus]
'Cause now I love picha pie, yeah
As long as I eat picha pie, I know I'll be alive
I want all my garlic beef
Pepperoni, double cheese
Ang picha pie, ang picha pie, penge

[Verse 2]
They took all the cash I have, naubos na'ng lahat
Gusto ko pa ng picha pie ngunit ang pera'y 'di sapat
And I spent, oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself
It made me cry, wala na ba 'kong picha pie?
Ngayon ako ay nagipit
Hindi na 'ko stupid person na hindi nag-iisip
Medyo mahal ang picha pie, you can't expect it to be free
That's why I'm saving all my money, para mayro'ng pambili
[Pre-Chorus]
Ngayon ako ay ganito kung 'di ka picha pie delivery
You're not welcome, anymore
Ngayong sa akin picha pie, ayoko nang mahiwalay
Para sa'yo, handa 'kong magpakamatay

[Chorus]
'Cause now I love my picha pie, yeah
As long as I eat picha pie, I know I'll be alive
I want all my garlic beef, pepperoni, double cheese
Ang picha pie, ang picha pie, penge

[Outro]
Look, it's not "picha pie", it's "pizza pie"
Huh? Picha pie?
No, no, no, say it like this, "pizza pie"
Picha pie
Pi— (Pi—), —zza (—cha)
Pizza (Picha)
No, no, no, no, no, no